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Proof that the Flying Penis Does Exist!!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 21, 2008

The headline really isn’t exaggerated.

Since the dawn of time the myth of the flying penis has been around but never proven. The closest to real scientific proof one could get was Nick Saban in an airplane.

Garry Kasparov a former world chess champion now turned whiny activist in Russia was attacked by the flying penis. Did anyone notice the first reaction of the bodyguard? I thought he was going to run in terror until he manned up.

When Nick Saban was shown the video of the incident he simply stated.

“I could fly if I chose to.”

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One Response to “Proof that the Flying Penis Does Exist!!”

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