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Toke it on up Noah

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 27, 2008

The Gainesville Po Po arrested Joakim “I’m Going to Play for France in the Olympics” Noah with possession of the sweet stinky weed and getting his drink on.

An athlete who played in Florida in trouble with the law? I can’t believe it. Then again I would smoke weed too if I had to look at that mug in the mirror everyday….. Have you seen the suits this clown wears? Only a stoner would think they look good. He sucks anyway.

Gainesville police spokesman Sgt. Rick Roberts says Noah was arrested around 1:50 a.m. Sunday after an officer spotted him on a sidewalk holding a plastic cup containing an amber drink, a violation of city law. During a search at the station, officers found marijuana in his pocket which he was to stupid to dump before hand.

Noah was released after signing a notice to appear before a judge — standard procedure for such offenses. He could face up to 6 months in jail and a $500 fine for the Mary Jane charge.

Bulls spokesman Tim Hallam said general manager John Paxson “did express to Joakim his disappointment in his actions this weekend” and added: “Until we gather further information on this situation, we won’t be making any further comment.” And then added “Besides everyone knows Josh Howard is a toker and he’s man…we were all umm….worried about Noah’s ‘manhood’. And quite frankly so was his father.”

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3 Responses to “Toke it on up Noah”

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  2. MoonDog said

    I’m appalled. City officials shouldn’t allow GAYtors to walk the streets unencumbered like that. At least there should be la leash law or something.

  3. zigzag said

    You probably would get a positive on that “amber” liquid.

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