Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

America’s replacement for the now departed Anna Nicole Smith White Trash Queen, Mindy McCready, has started singing to the Feds as they investigate whether Clemens perjured himself before a congressional committee.

I can see it now:

Ms. McCready, I would like to remind you that you are under oath before I submit my questioning. So, question number 1:

How many years of age were you when The Rocket first brought you the heat? And the second part of this question: Was there ever any chin music involved? Keep in mind that we’re just wanting to get an accurate idea as to what it was like for you to face The Rocket, Ms. McCready. Okay? You may answer now.

“She’s relevant because she spent 15 years in a relationship with Roger Clemens and probably knows a lot about Roger’s associates and activities,” Richard Emery, one of Brian McNamee’s lawyers, told the Daily News. “She may have leads to people Roger associated with that the FBI wants to follow. She could lead to a lot of probative information.”

I wonder if Roger had her doing HGH too, or maybe he had to go hit that because his wife was doing too much HGH?

Emery said that he plans to depose McCready for a separate defamation lawsuit that Clemens has filed against McNamee.

“He brought it on by putting his reputation at issue,” Emery told the Daily News. “He can’t cabin off his reputation with respect to the use of steroids from the rest of his reputation.”

Who needs to watch “General Hospital”when we can watch”As The Rocket Squirms”?

You know I wanted to ask all of you opinions on this: Will you vote Roger Clemens in Hall of Fame after all of this?

Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.