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Proof that Coach Cutcliffe is Bringing “Big Boy” Football to Duke & the ACC
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 5, 2008
Thaddeus Lewis, left, and Leon Wright
Even though I still think it’s career suicide Coach Cut is bound and determined to make Duke into a powerhouse. Proof of this task was revealed yesterday morning when starting quarterback Thaddeus Lewis and starting cornerback Leon Wright were cited for underage possession of alcohol.
It’s obviously clear that Cutcliffe is starting with the basics first. The next thing you know the Duke players will do something crazy like throw a party, hire strippers and then be falsely accused of rape. Wait…my bad that already happened to the lacrosse team. Maybe Coach Cut needs to speed up this process and have the players start smoking pot.
Lewis and Wright, both 20, were given Breathalyzer tests after they were stopped at 1:51 a.m. Both registered a .03 blood alcohol level. The legal limit is .08 however because both players are under 21they were issued useless citations for underage drinking.
A Duke spokesman said the school would not comment on the citations, and Duke football coach David Cutcliffe would handle the matter internally.
Normally when an a situation like this is handled “internally” it means being suspended for the cupcake games…just one problem…Duke is everyones cupcake team. Can we say police ride-a-longs anyone?
June 10, 2008 at 7:35 am
It is hard to imagine these two geniuses’ being admitted to Duke. What were their SAT scores? Wait a minute, they cannot even spell SAT. The last I heard, Blake Mitchell is their tutor. I can score a 1300 on my SAT and not get into Duke but all these retards have to do is play football for a school that does not even care about football. Yep, makes sense to me. I will just wait a couple of years then I can tell them to super size my McDonald’s value meal.