Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

Marcus Vick, the brother with lesser importance of Michael Vick, sent a shout out to the world last Friday proving that he is still alive and still an idiot by being arrested and charged with driving under the influence and eluding police.

Mama Vick just has to be so damn proud. I believe the family is scheduled on the Jerry Springer show some time next week.

Police said a uniformed bicycle patrol officer observed Vick and a female involved in an altercation in a car around 2 a.m. The officer asked if his assistance was needed, then asked Vick for his driver’s license. Police say Vick then sped away, but was stopped minutes later.

THIS IS SOOOOOOO SHOCKING!!!! Who knew this guy was capable of getting in trouble. Especially with the line of “pedigree” he comes from!! (I’m being facetious of course.)

I’m sure Jerry Jones has already called his agent…twice even.

The concept of bicycle cops just cracks me up. The fact he was stopped by one makes me almost pull a Ken Stabler and piss my pants. In the words of a wise cartoon character…Nelson Muntz….. “Ha, Ha”

Vick failed a field sobriety test and was charged with DUI, misdemeanor eluding police, reckless driving, driving on the wrong side of the road and of course driving on a suspended license. The passenger, Delicia Cordon of Miami, Fla., was charged with being drunk in public. Delicia is pictured on the left. Go ahead and click it.

This is truly a sad story…..I mean, that car could have been seriously damaged.

Vick was released from jail at 6 a.m. Friday on $1,000 bond and is scheduled to appear in court today.

Vick was kicked off the Virginia Tech team after repeated brushes with the law and misbehavior on and off the field. In March 2006, following his junior year, Vick’s guilty plea to traffic violations in Hampton brought the end of his college career because Virginia Tech had him under a zero tolerance policy.

What a WASTE OF LIFE!!! He had some potential in college (but big shoes to fill at VT). Then he did all his stupid things in college to get in trouble on and off the field. He was lucky to even get picked up from an NFL team. Then instead of being appreciative that he’s actually gotten so lucky and made it to that level (where thousands of REAL “college athletes” work their ass off their whole life and don’t make it) he slumps around, gets cut, gets signed by practice squad…and now he’s back in the news again after all of the crap that he did with ANOTHER negative thing.

I’m sure none of this has to do with his big brother giving him everything once he made it pro instead of earning things himself…Range Rover, expensive clothes, nice house, all courtesy of big bro while he was in high school/college. What a joke the Vick legacy has become. Mom and dad must be real proud. Maybe Marcus just misses his big bro a lot and he’s trying to get locked up with him so they can hang out everyday. At least when Marcus looks back to tell his grandchildren he can say that he played in the NFL. Oh wait, he only played one game. Oh wait, he didn’t even play he was just activated. Then he was cut and resigned by the practice squad and cut again from the NFL. My bad, guess you better leave the whole football thing out to the grandkids

I guess I should take an over under on which if any of the Vick boys will be free men in 2010.