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Saban Supports Drunks!!! Wait I think the Whole Fanbase Does…

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 16, 2008

Alabama coach Nick “The Liar” Saban said he supports Kenny Stabler and hopes he remains as the Crimson Tide’s radio analyst for football games when he’s sober, following Stabler’s recent arrest on a third drunken driving charge.

I guess saban can sympathize with Stabler. he must like the sauce as well. Remember that “accident” over the holidays? Anyone…anyone?

Saban described Stabler as “a great ambassador for this university.” The former Tide and NFL quarterback’s arrest in Robertsdale was his third DUI arrest since 1995 and has led to speculation about his job status with the Crimson Tide Sports Network and Learfield Communications.

Great ambassador? You’ve got to be kidding me! This is someway Fulmer’s fault.

“We support Kenny,” Saban said “He’s a good guy, I love him, and I want him to be here. I wish he could’ve come here (Thursday). He does a great job on our broadcasts, and we’re hopeful that this doesn’t have a negative effect on his future with our organization.”

A statement from Learfield Communications, which holds the multimedia rights for Alabama sports, said the company’s main concern was for Stabler’s well-being. Alabama athletic director Mal Moore also said Stabler needs the support of friends Jack Daniels, Makers Mark, Jose Cuervo and Jim Bean. However Moore commented about the fact he didn’t trust Cuervo due to a possibility he might not have “proper” documentation to remain in the country.

Stabler has said he looks forward to resolving the matter in court and then proceeded to piss himself.

After three times,Stabler does not need to be praised. He needs to seek help.Absolutely nothing to be proud of. He not only put himself at risk,but the family and friends of each of us. Anyone caught driving intoxicated should have driving privileges revoked. Don’t drink and drive.

A jackass and a drunk ass!

Typical

4 Responses to “Saban Supports Drunks!!! Wait I think the Whole Fanbase Does…”

  1. Jai Eugene Says:

    the accident over christmas was the tree’s fault

  2. moondogleft Says:

    “Alabama athletic director Mal Moore also said Stabler needs the support of friends Jack Daniels, Makers Mark and Jim Bean.”

    LOL. The Shreveport Chamber of Commerce offered to pay for Stabler’s rehab.

  3. Thomas the Terrible Says:

    I changed it to:

    “Alabama athletic director Mal Moore also said Stabler needs the support of friends Jack Daniels, Makers Mark, Jose Cuervo and Jim Bean. However Moore commented about the fact he didn’t trust Cuervo due to a possibility he might not have “proper” documentation to remain in the country.”

    The Cuervo idea struck me at work today.

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