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Archive for June 24th, 2008

The Candace Parker Dunk

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 24, 2008

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Shaq Shouldn’t Rap

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 24, 2008

Remember Shaq’s rap album? Yeah that’s what I thought but you can purchase it for a whopping penny here. Shaq raps about as well as he shoots free throws. However that doesn’t stop him from taking cheap shots at Kobe in a New York nightclub during some freestyle session.

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Clemson Player Charged With Assault & Battery

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 24, 2008

A starting safety for the Clemson football team has been arrested on charges he laid the smack down on his girlfriend over the weekend.

DeAndre McDaniel, 20, has been charged with assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature.

The incident happened Saturday in the town of Central at an apartment.

According to the incident report, the victim told police that she and McDaniel had gotten into a verbal argument over who sucks worse Alabama or South Carolina. She says she pushed his head while he was lying on a bed. The report says he responded by putting a comforter over her head and began choking her believing she might like asphyxiation since all the cool kids are doing it. She says he also struck her in the face and head with a closed fist.

The victim told police he eventually pushed her down a set of stairs, and then punched her in the chest. She still contended that Alabama sucks worse than South Carolina. This writer agrees.

The woman was treated at a hospital for cervical sprain and contusions.

If this turns out to be true McDaniel should be removed from the Clemson team as well as society in general.

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