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Vandy’s Doster is One Manly Man

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 19, 2008

I’d like to thank Steve, a buddy of mine, who lives in Tampa for the information I’m about to drop. You’ll know it when you read it.

Vandy running back Jermaine Doster was arrested by the Tampa Po Po Friday morning after showing his SEC cellar dwelling ass at a nightclub.

He was picked up on disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and obstructing an officer without violence. He was removed by the Po Po and placed under arrest for failing to cooperate. Then this Mensa giant decided to kick out the windows in the back of the Po Po’s ride.

Maybe they should move him from running back to kicker, seeing that he kicked out a patrol car window.

Now I know what many of you are thinking: “This Doster kid sounds too tough for softies like Vandy, maybe he should be playing to Florida, Georgia or Tennessee.”

Well…if you are thinking that then you’re incorrect. The nightclub he was at is named The Honey Pot.

Here is the low down on The Honey Pot:

The Basics

  • Reservations: Accepted
  • Dress Code: Clubwear
  • Alcohol: Full Bar
  • Smoking: Yes
  • Bar Style: Gay and Lesbian. Burlesque
  • Music Style: Pop and Top 40
  • Audience: Adults / 18+

Features

  • Atmosphere and Personality: Bar Scene, Bustling, Gay and Lesbian, High Energy, and Trendy
  • Private and VIP Rooms: Both available.
  • Cleanliness: Up To Par
  • Features: VIP
  • Worth Noting: Thursday nights are the main straight night at The Honey Pot.

Now when I said the new Vandy uniforms appeared gay, I was merely poking fun at an interstate rival. Now I see how right I was….and the sad thing is I didn’t even know it! I wonder if any of these people are Vandy fans. One side note Gators make ugly lesbians.

The Vanderbilt third string team?

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