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Vandy’s Doster is One Manly Man
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 19, 2008
I’d like to thank Steve, a buddy of mine, who lives in Tampa for the information I’m about to drop. You’ll know it when you read it.
Vandy running back Jermaine Doster was arrested by the Tampa Po Po Friday morning after showing his SEC cellar dwelling ass at a nightclub.
He was picked up on disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and obstructing an officer without violence. He was removed by the Po Po and placed under arrest for failing to cooperate. Then this Mensa giant decided to kick out the windows in the back of the Po Po’s ride.
Maybe they should move him from running back to kicker, seeing that he kicked out a patrol car window.
Now I know what many of you are thinking: “This Doster kid sounds too tough for softies like Vandy, maybe he should be playing to Florida, Georgia or Tennessee.”
Well…if you are thinking that then you’re incorrect. The nightclub he was at is named The Honey Pot.
Here is the low down on The Honey Pot:
The Basics
- Reservations: Accepted
- Dress Code: Clubwear
- Alcohol: Full Bar
- Smoking: Yes
- Bar Style: Gay and Lesbian. Burlesque
- Music Style: Pop and Top 40
- Audience: Adults / 18+
Features
- Atmosphere and Personality: Bar Scene, Bustling, Gay and Lesbian, High Energy, and Trendy
- Private and VIP Rooms: Both available.
- Cleanliness: Up To Par
- Features: VIP
- Worth Noting: Thursday nights are the main straight night at The Honey Pot.
Now when I said the new Vandy uniforms appeared gay, I was merely poking fun at an interstate rival. Now I see how right I was….and the sad thing is I didn’t even know it! I wonder if any of these people are Vandy fans. One side note Gators make ugly lesbians.
The Vanderbilt third string team?
July 19, 2008 at 10:08 am
I’m sure the I-AA U San Francisco Dons will happily pick him up, and he’d be playing for a team more likely to win 6 games. Win-win!
July 19, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Was he there partying with Brady Quinn???
July 20, 2008 at 2:26 am
Word is Brady Quinn wasn’t there this time.
July 22, 2008 at 1:01 am
it’s pretty funny that you make fun of a Vanderbilt player for getting arrested when the Vols are the best in the nation at recruiting thugs who get arrested and continue to play for your school. I never thought I would see an article written by a UT fan making fun of a Vanderbilt player for getting in trouble, but I guess you forgot about the 24 players at UT that have recently.
July 22, 2008 at 5:26 am
“I never thought I would see an article written by a UT fan making fun of a Vanderbilt player for getting in trouble, but I guess you forgot about the 24 players at UT that have recently.”
24??? Name them all!!! If that was the case then Tennessee would be leading in the current Fulmer Cup standings. In fact it’s been a long while since a Vol was arrested. I know because when they do get arrested or kicked off the team I make fun of them as well just ask Coker.
July 22, 2008 at 9:58 am
I was just talking about the past 2 years. In the past 2, Tennessee has had 24 and Vanderbilt has had 2. I realize that it may be difficult for those from east Tennessee to count as high as 24, or get to double digits for that matter, but as far as people in one organization, 24 is a LOT to have arrested.
July 22, 2008 at 11:31 am
For I’m not even from Tennessee much less East Tennessee.
Tennessee has not had 24 players arrested with in the past two years. You’re exaggerating your numbers. Believe me that would have been golden material to make fun of if that was the case. However if you’re so sure then you should be able to name them all & prove yourself right.
For the record Florida has had roughly 20 in one year.
Regardless of the fact…I’ll still make fun of both Tennessee and Vandy. Tennessee for more crime and Vandy for losing and gay bars.
July 22, 2008 at 12:15 pm
24 players in two years? Even has a Vandy fan I know that’s a stretch of the truth.
July 24, 2008 at 8:59 am
Just thought I’d point this out…
“Jermaine Doster was arrested by the Tampa Po Po Friday morning”
“Worth Noting: Thursday nights are the main straight night at The Honey Pot.”
I live in Tampa, and today is Thursday. I will be going to the Honey Pot. It is so packed full of hot chicks on Thursday nights…it’s actually worth the drive from Tenn!
That’s it. I just wanted to give my 2 cents about the club. The Doster kid is an idiot. Ok, so he made some manly posturing in the club, and got kicked out. At that point he should have just went home. But no. Big man has to make a scene and Vandy-lize a cop car. What a great way to honor the memory of his role-model/older brother, Kwame Doster (another Vandy RB), who was shot and killed in the same part of Tampa, Ybor City.
July 24, 2008 at 12:36 pm
“Big man has to make a scene and Vandy-lize a cop car.”
LOL I love it!!