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Huge Drama Queen F**re

Ladies you know that QB in Green Bay that is acting like a Richard-Head his name is Brett F**re? (I’m still not typing out his name.)

Well, although many of you would kill your hubbies and first born to touch him, he might not be the brightest bulb on the Packer Christmas tree.

The Packers are claiming they have some rather incriminating evidence that backs their claims of tampering by inappropriate dialogue” against the Vikings. You know little things like say phone records.

According to the Bob McGinn of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel’s Packer Insider:

“Favre had continued to use a Packers-issued cell phone and that when the team checked the phone records it found “repeated calls to coach Brad Childress and offensive coordinator Darrell Bevell.”

The possibility of Favre having used a phone issued by the Packers had been speculated on last week after the Associated Press reported that Green Bay informed the NFL it felt “an investigation of the phone records would show more than ‘normal contact’ between the Vikings and Favre, even before he formally asked for his release to play for another team.”

If this turns out to be true it’s important because Childress and Favre have no prior relationship, so discussions between the two of them would be suspicious, to say the least. Especially if the communications occurred after multiple days of multiple discussions between Favre and Bevell.

With all the money he makes he has to use a cell phone paid for by the team. What a dumb ass!

If this is true, F**re is going to come out looking terrible. He just better not try to explain it away with his “I’m a straight-shooter good guy” victim routine and think he’ll still have public opinion on his side. If so, he’ll find out, just like Roger Clemens did, that no matter how much you think the fans love you, they can smell BS from miles away. Try and feed it to them and they’ll turn on you fast.

This is just getting uglier and sloppier as we go.