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Archive for September 25th, 2008

The fashion police just keep arresting Idaho football

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2008

Pooping in the "I" formation

The Idaho Vandals football team opened this season with a 70-0 loss to the Arizona Wildcats. It was the first and last time the team wore their new uniforms that featured pants with the letter “I” sewn right on the pooper-hole area.

Rob Spears, the school’s athletic director, says nobody realized just how the logo placed in the center of the players’ behinds would look before they tried their pants on.

Of course the some fashion police fans complained and the sewn-in University of Idaho logo has since been hastily removed by equipment managers.

“I was disappointed with the look and the appearance,” Spears says. “It’s changed.”

Now the Idaho fashion police are targeting the cheerleaders. They have complained that the outfits were slutty!

“A number of fans were concerned that the uniforms were inappropriate,” said Bruce Pitman, U of I Dean of Students. “To be fair, there were a number of fans who liked them.”

My best guess is more people like the new uniforms than those that opposed them after all considering the team’s record the cheerleader uniforms were very much a bright spot.

The $4200 uniforms were purchased from the squad’s own account, part of which is funded from student fees. The squad has ordered new $2200 uniforms with private money.

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Kige the Love Guru is here

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 25, 2008

You know being a single male is hard these days. Sure I’ve thought about trying dating websites, maybe going to a bar or just paying the local hookers extra to cuddle. However I just don’t feel any of those things will work for me. So instead I’m going to take love advice from a man who makes videos for YouTube and who also has such exquisite taste in paneling.

I was hoping that Kige would answer that the best place to meet women is Wal-Mart. If you listen very closely at the 1:09 mark, you can hear Kige getting a boner. Next week: how to ask out your first cousin. I really, really hope that becomes a regular feature.

I would have paid $100 if he had ended that with, “wine & dine her, slip her a roofie and cornhole her right over there on the couch. This is Kige Ramsey, for YouTube Sports.”

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