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Clint Malarchuk defies death yet again

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 10, 2008

In 1989 Buffalo Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk’s throat was severely slashed on the ice and remains the most disturbing and terrifying realization that people can die from playing hockey. (Video here – if you dare.)

Now Clint has defied death twice. This past Tuesday Clint accidentally shot himself in the chin with a .22-caliber rifle:

“Officers were dispatched to the Malarchuks’ home at 2:30 p.m. Tuesday after his wife reported her husband accidentally shot himself, according to reports. When deputies arrived, the paper said, he was sitting on a bench next to a horse tack storage room, bleeding profusely from his chin and mouth.

Malarchuk’s wife said when she arrived home from work her husband was in the backyard, and said he had been shooting rabbits with a .22 rifle. She said Malarchuk stood and placed the rifle butt on the ground between his legs and the rifle discharged, striking him in the chin. He reportedly was belligerent with paramedics and with health center staff, refusing treatment.

He refused treatment. All he needed was some vodka and Liquid Nails to plug up that bullet hole. I accidentally shoot myself in the chin all the time. Nothing a tissue can’t solve.

Seriously the Red Cross should have someone constantly following Malarchuk with a bucket.

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