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The Swedish Dildo Downpour

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 23, 2008

 

Why is this making me think of the end of Ice Castles where the blind girl is skating around and trips over the roses people were throwing on the ice?

Ever wondered how the Swedish heckles opposing sports teams? Well I have some advice for you. If you’re ever playing against the Swiss in hockey don’t be like Jan Huokko of the Leksand hockey club. He was apparently involved in a sex scandal and the dildos went a flying. At first I thought someone was just cleaning out Fred Smoot’s locker.

The taunts were directed at Jan Huokko, a stocky defenceman with the Leksand hockey club in Sweden‘s second-tier professional hockey league, and a former player with AIK.

Ahead of Tuesday’s match against Leksand, the website for AIK’s unofficial supporter group had instructed fans to bring dildos to the match to remind Huokko of the sex scandal which plagued him earlier in the year, according to the Expressen newspaper.

You have to feel bad for the person that was sent out on the ice to gather up all the dildos. Hockey teams should erect higher glass walls to protect against this. Yes that pun was very much intended! The poor guy’s girlfriend, however, was ecstatic.

Ok one more pun and I’m done. Man, these fans sure are cocky.

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