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Wrestling for York College will give you herpes

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 21, 2008

You know if I was to ever contract the Herpes Simplex Virus I would at least pray it was due to banging some easy chick that sucks more than Hoover or Paris Hilton.

Unfortunately for three former wrestlers of York College they claim they contracted the virus by a fellow teammate on the wrestling team. In a civil lawsuit for negligence in Philadelphia County Court, all three claim they were forced to practice with the said infected teammate.

Two hits: me hittin’ you, you hittin’ the floor. Oh, then you get herpes. So, three hits, I guess.

” The three men claim that, in October 2006, one of their teammates developed Herpes Simplex Virus I lesions on his skin and was not allowed to practice for three days. When he returned to practice, Cooke bandaged the wrestler’s lesions, according to court documents.

For the next several weeks, other wrestlers developed similar lesions, and all “continued to engage in full-contact practice with bandages over their lesions,” according to court documents.”

Loudon Swain (played by Tom Cruise) wouldn’t have allowed it to stop him. He was on a Vision Quest. Pun very much intended.  I’m waiting for the “I Wrestled for York College and All I Got was this Lousy Case of Herpes Simplex Virus I” t-shirt to start hitting the streets now.

They should have known when that guy started going by the in-ring persona of “Ron Mexico the Valtrex Vanquisher.”

2 Responses to “Wrestling for York College will give you herpes”

  1. Johnny Jump-Up said

    Wasn’t Loudon Swain played by Matthew Modine? Not that I was looking at his muscular ass…..

  2. Rhonda said

    You have got to be kidding me .. Gross

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