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The Saints & Poo: Will the Mystery Man be Found?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on November 25, 2008

The New Orleans Saints might be a middle of the pack football team, but they’re savvy car shoppers.

“Saints owner Tom Benson owns various car dealerships. We’re told that, each year, he brings a mini-fleet of new cars to the team facility in the hopes of getting some of his employees to make a purchase.

As we hear it, the players don’t really appreciate the sales pitch, due in part to the perception that they aren’t offered much of a deal.

This year, some of them made it known.

On Saturday, when players arrived at the facility to continue preparations for Monday night’s home game against the Packers, more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.”

I wonder what the owner would say if he found out who the culprit was…”What is it going to take for me to poop you on this car today?”

Then again one could blame this on the government; after all if FEMA had provided them with Port-a-Potties, this would never have happened.

That’s a nice car…for me to poop on!

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