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Archive for January 12th, 2009

Why wasn’t my English teacher like this one?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 12, 2009

Nice "Catch Me, Fuck Me" glasses, teach.

Well here is another example of how male students are certainly luckier than me when I was their age. Remember my first example? If not here’s a reminder.

Meet Brittany Sumrall Johnson, a 26-year-old high school English teacher/basketball coach from Kilbourne, La. She is presently being investigated for sending some “lurid” e-mails to one of her 14-year-old students by the way of MySpace.

Here is a sampling that made some boy walk on air until he had to take out the trash.

“And oh my gosh did u look hot! I can’t wait 4 u 2 play varsity (so) we can hook up on the bus on the way home lol!,”; “oh yea and in the closet, I so wanted to grab you and pull u in there and shut that door and take full advantage of you…”; and “has anyone ever told u that u have a fine a- and body?”

That’s some shitty syntax for an English teacher.

teachI’ve attempted to locate her MySpace page but failed. More likely than not it has been deleted, but gathering from this sample she’s a wild one oh and she’s married.

This might be a new underhanded way of recruiting. So far all she has received is a written reprimand, and her school computer has been confiscated.

To teachers, in general: do not touch. They are your students and it is a school.

To attractive female teachers dumb enough to perpetuate whatever “Hot for Teacher” fantasies the ’80s started by inexplicably becoming attracted to not-quite-of-legal-driving-age boys: take pictures and send them to me.

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Pacman Jones: “I liked’d the Scrip clubs”

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 12, 2009

During the CBS pregame last Saturday the most enlightening interview with Pacman Jones was aired in which Jones admitted the obvious. Of course all of this was ruined with in the appearance of his attorney.

After seeing this interview I’m convinced that we should enter Pacman in the Scripps Howard National Spelling Bee.


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