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I almost feel sorry for Tony Romo…yeah that will pass
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on January 29, 2009
It's so nice of Jessica to show us the "mom pants" part of her spring collection.
Is this the fairytale relationship that everyone envisioned or is Jessica is one bag of pork rinds away from being the plucky trailer park gal that shacked up with the local quarterback?
On Monday Jessica Simpson performed at the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook-Off in Florida. As you can see from the above photo….she ummm ate a lot of chili. Oh hell let’s just say it, she got fat!
Could Jessica’s sudden weight gain be the reason Tony Romo sucks so much. When he throws one of his many interceptions is he emulating Brett Favre or thinking about Jessica’s fat rolls and her fall from hotness grace?
Whatever the reason one thing is for sure: I’m no longer jealous of Romo banging Simpson. And to make you even more disgusted…here are a few more photos of Miss Piggy Jessica in XXL mode. She has transformed from the sexy kind of tight end to an actual tight end.
Danometer said
WTF? Do you like trannies or something? Simpson gets some actual NATURAL curves on her, and you call her “Miss Piggy”? You people are messed up, Jessica hasn’t looked this good in years.