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A-Rod the A-Hole or is it roid rage?

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on February 10, 2009

That is the look of a person who just stuck something in a gloryhole.

A-Roid admitted to Peter Gammons yesterday that when he was 25 years old he did in fact use banned performance-enhancers while playing for the Texas Rangers. Dude, you lied to Katie Couric of all people.

He claims that he felt pressured because he signed that record breaking contract and he had to show the world he was worth that kind of money. He implied that he used them during his three seasons in Texas and says that he has since stopped.

Smart move coming clean. Now he can get back to being Madonna’s bitch. Somewhere, Jose Canseco is laughing ass off yelling “I WAS RIGHT!!!”

Can we now just say that all records broken and all world series titles won will only be recognized through a championship belt?

 

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