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The liberal PC terrorists have won a victory in high school sports

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 10, 2009

Once upon a time there was something in this country called free speech and for the most part there still is. However the PC terrorists have been striking blows to sports fans as of late and it continues to this day.

The PC terrorists have ascended upon a Minnesota high school named Ashland High. There the classic cheers that are being used in high schools and college games are banned because the athletic director believes them to be “unsportsmanlike” and believes everyone should be living in some Disneyland utopia. Something I find strange is this belief is based upon Wisconsin rules…wait Minnesota and Wisconsin are two separate states right?

“The issue came to light last year when a visitor, noticing the fans’ behavior, asked if school officials were familiar with the WIAA sportsmanship rules. Ever since then the athletic director has been enforcing the rules. “You can’t turn your backs, you can’t single out an opponent, you can’t single out a team, you can’t say anything negative,” Olson said.

That includes using phrases like “sieve,” “what’s the score,” “overrated,” “airball,” and even singing “nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah, hey-hey-hey, good bye.”

Man, thank goodness the same rules don’t apply at the Metro dome during Vikings games.

Score one for the PC terrorist. This is just another step in destroying the 1st amendment. I supposed the “WIAA” stands for Whiny Immature Assholes Association.

If this athletic director and the state of Wisconsin believe the “traditional” cheers are rough you should have heard the cheers the student section that my high school would use. I imagine the “You’re all fagots”, “Pump our gas”, “We bang your girls” and “S our Ds” wouldn’t be allowed. The sad thing is I went to a Christian High school. Man, for me the sporting events I attended would have never been the same.

I’m betting Minnesota schoolchildren love Everyone Gets a Trophy day.

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Pacman Jones has a job…for now

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 10, 2009

Well it appears that Pacman Jones is gainfully employed, at least for the time being. Jones is one of the “Pros” on the TV show Pros vs. Joes. Since this is Pacman we are discussing it should be noted that he is already causing trouble. Imagine that! So far his “after football” career is starting to sound like a bad Will Farrell movie…

LA Times sports writer Sam Farmer stopped by the set of the show to witness a bunch of wannabes against a bunch of aging and/or derelict former professional athletes. There was an incident between Pacman and former Holy Cross linebacker Dan Adams:

“Anyway, Adams stuck Jones at the goal line, jarring loose the football. It was pretty funny, because Jones had been talking trash to that point, referring to Adams as “Waterboy.” A few minutes after the hit, the two exchanged punches and had to be separated.

“He hit me 10 yards out of bounds, kind of a cheap shot,” Adams said. “I couldn’t sit there and not retaliate. You’ve got to have some pride and dignity.”

As for the oft-suspended Jones, released by the Dallas Cowboys after the season, he didn’t seem too concerned about how he came off on camera.

“I guess that’s the person he wants to be,” Adams said. “But I guess in his defense, people kind of get caught up in the heat of the moment.”

That’s right folks you have to have some pride and dignity…says the guy who is non-ironically a contestant on fucking Pros vs. Joes.

I guess Pacman never actually saw that movie. Everyone knows not to mess with Waterboy. What is he? Nuts? Oh, right. This incident will inevitably lead to the spin-off “Makin’ It Rain vs. Bringin’ the Pain” with Terry Tate.

This is the closest to professional football that Jones will ever get to again. It’s time for the Pros vs. Joes production team to move to threat level orange. For some reason I believe Jones wants to get thrown off the show, that way TNA Wrestling will see he’s a fighter and invite him back to the squared ring.

I doubt it would be legal, but if this show actually degenerates into honest-to-God spontaneous bare-knuckle fisticuffs it could blow up in the ratings.

Forget Pros vs. Joes; just wait until you see Pacman’s upcoming reality series, Pros vs. Hoes.

Rumor has it that Jones also displayed certain tendencies of PTSD, saying after the taping, “You gotta take your shot at Blinky when you get the chance.”

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