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Get the vasectomy stay for the tourney games

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 11, 2009

Alright guys admit it. At least once you’ve uttered something like “I’d give my left nut to skip work and watch the opening rounds of the NCAA tourney from home.” As guys I know that we’ve all said that. Well…thanks to the Oregon Urology Institute you can!

The Oregon Urology Institute is encouraging men to have a vasectomy performed so their recovery time can be spent relaxing from home and in March Madness heaven.

They are calling it “Snip City 2009″ and for a grand you to can stay at home with an icepack in between your legs and watch the games as opposed to just taking two days of vacation time or calling in sick.

Not to be out done by a bunch of west coast hippie doctors, The Urology Team in Austin, Texas is doing “Vas Madness” as attempt to emulate and beat doctors from Oregon.

Get out of work for the tourney? No pesky paternity suits? Sign me up!

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Some rather sad & disturbing news to report

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 11, 2009

Further proof that only douche bags wear shirts with screen printed script on them.

I have some rather disturbing and sad news to report about the dad who hosted an underage party that was complete with cheerleaders and a stripper pole in the basement.

Last Saturday, Steven Russo, went from ignorant dad of the year to douche bag dad of year. As if his earlier actions didn’t concern people about his mental state his decided to implore a greater cry for help by closing his garage off and leaving the car running.

Even more disturbing is the fact he had his four-year old son with him at the time. This of course angers me to no degree. If this country has one true treasure that we need to protect it is its children. Fortunately he was discovered by the four-year olds’ grandfather so he’s okay.

I suppose being labeled as a sick freak was to much pressure for Russo to bare so he chose to attempt to end it all. Why in the world he would make his younger son bare the brunt of his mistake is incomprehensible to me. To confuse matters even worse than they are he sent a text message to the mother of the four-year old blaming her for his idiotic choices.

“Quoted in her statement to police, Jessica Clapso said Russo text-messaged her, saying, “This is on you and good-bye.”

Sending that text message meant he would be caught. He’s a coward who should get his wish- his 4-year-old needs to be safe with the mom, and then he (the father) needs to be lined up against a wall and shot.

I really hope one of the other dads beats the fuck out of this guy. You want to kill yourself, fucking fine. But do not take your kid down with you.

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