Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain

A Sports Blog on why ALL Teams Suck…Again!

Archive for April 2nd, 2009

Ozzie Guillen tells the world that he’s back with a vengeance

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 2, 2009

White Sox manager, Ozzie Guillen, is reminding everyone that baseball season is right around the corner while greeting his mother in the crowd.

Oh Ozzie how we’ve missed you and your profanity laced press conferences. Just beat the Cubs that all anyone of us here ask.

Posted in Chicago White Sox, MLB, Major League Baseball, Ozzie Guillen | Tagged: , , , | Leave a Comment »

Shawn your dance partner is pitching a tent and I ain’t talking about camping

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 2, 2009

shawn-johndon

I'm sorry, but the Loverboy tribute band tryouts are on stage 7A, this is stage 7B.

I’m starting to feel sorry for our Olympic hero Shawn Johnson. Not only has she fallen on hard times by having to relegate herself by appearing on Dancing with the Starts where some super stalker attempts to visits her but she also has to put up with Marc Ballas wearing Richard Simmons shorts and a woody.

Thankfully Johnson’s stalker, Robert O’Ryan will be going to jail for quite a long time. To bad the same can’t be said about Ballas’ junk poking through his shorts or the headband he is wearing. She’s 17 for crying’ out loud. I think Chris Hanson of NBC News is hiding in the background.

Posted in Boner, Dancing with the Stars, Olympics, Shawn Johnson, Stalking | Tagged: , , , , | 2 Comments »