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Archive for April 7th, 2009

Danica you’re no longer the hottest female athlete out there

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 7, 2009

I have no problem with the tan lines.

Yeah this story is old but at the same time it’s still largely unknown. Meet Maylan Studart who is referred to as the Danica Patrick of horse racing.

Studart is a legit rider. She won the $50,000 Lindsay Stakes race at Calder Race Track late last year, riding the horse Got Clearance in record time.

Little known fact: Merry-go-rounds spin clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere.

Alternate headline: That’s not the only white pony Amy Winehouse has been riding.

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North Carolina are the new warlords of college basketball

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 7, 2009

nc-champs

Congratulations North Carolina you managed to crush the dreams of almost every resident of Michigan. Ok being serious great job and what a good way to end the bulldozing that was your tournament run.

Here are some other images from the tournament that I’ve been too lazy I haven’t had the chance to post.

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Roy Williams doesn't like it when the cheerleaders cry

From the NIT. You know the tourney that cost Billy Clyde his job

Clearly the best fan sign of the tourney

Bobby saw that clip of himself saying those ice dancers were great athletes, and now he's just red in the face.

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