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St. Nick the Even Keel
Posted by Little Bear Cub on September 1, 2008
Posted in Alabama Crimson Tide, NCAA, SEC, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, Sports | 1 Comment »
Point/Counter Point Ken Stabler
Posted by Little Bear Cub on June 10, 2008
Former NFL star quarterback Ken Stabler was arrested and charged with reckless driving and driving under the influence of alcohol for the third freaking time.
Stabler, now a radio analyst for University of Alabama football, was released from jail on $1,000 bond nearly 13 hours after his arrest, police said Monday.
To bring a riveting point/counter point here is Billy Bob Bama & Thomas the Terrible
BBB’s Point: Stabler is the man! He can do whatever he wants. RTR!
TTT’s Counter Point: YEAH, You GO Kenny…Go kill someone because you got drunk and are too stupid to call a cab. You can do whatever you want!! Bama Cheats!
BBB’s Point: A lot of people love you, man, but you have to stop drinking and driving. RTR
TTT’s Counter Point: What a joke. Take this guys license away and never give it back. Does someone need to be killed first? Bama Cheats!
BBB’s Point: Doesn’t he have his Raiders Get Out Of Jail Free Card? RTR!
TTT’s Counter Point: He fits in the SEC quite well these days. Bama Cheats!
BBB’s Point: You dont have to stop drinking PACE YOURSELF. RTR
TTT’s Counter Point: Was he with Cedric Benson? Bama Cheats!
BBB’s Point: Kenny has never hurt anyone. RTR
TTT’s Counter Point: The Snake hasn’t lost his touch for mixing the heavy drink with fun. Of course, being a Crimson Tide broadcaster won’t help him much with the school which might put up with a drunken coach but not an inebriated announcer. Bama Cheats!
BBB’s Point: Snake, you’re better than that. No wonder he can’t find his way to the NFL HOF, which he needs to be in! RTR
TTT’s Counter Point: Now I know why they call him “snake”. He always slithers on his belly from the bar to his car. He knows how to play QB. Now, he will learn to play CATCHER in the state pen. And he thought he sacrificed his body on the football field. Bama Cheats!
BBB’s Point: I never knew he drank. It’s sad when your heroes disappoint you. RTR
TTT’s Counter Point: The Snake was a great quarterback, but apparently, he’s an idiot behind the wheel of a car. Bama Cheats!
BBB’s Point: Alcohol cuts across all racial, economic and gender lines. RTR
TTT’s Counter Point: Someone get this guy a beer!!! Bama Cheats!
Posted in Alabama Crimson Tide, Bama Sucks, Bama'zoids, Bear is Dead, Beat Bama, Crime & Punishment, DUI, Ken Stabler, SEC | Tagged: Alabama Crimson Tide, Bama Sucks, Bama'zoids, Bear is Dead, Beat Bama, Crime & Punishment, DUI, Ken Stabler, SEC | 4 Comments »
She’s A ‘Bama Cougar
Posted by Little Bear Cub on April 1, 2008
Alana Colette Connell is one sexy lady. And don’t you dipshits forget it. You clandestine sissy boys made fun of her last year kissing Nick Saban and getting arrested for DUI immediately afterwards. You fans of other schools are just jealous that a woman would take off of her job at Dollar General to attend a pep rally for the new coach. You wish you had fans as dedicated to the Capstone as Ms. Connell. She’s a Cougar.
Now that’s a fan. So what she had a few drinks too many? The cop that arrested her was a Barner. Those numbnuts from the Barn are just sooooooooooooooo jealous of our 12 prizes and the Paul “Bear” Bryant Museum. Remind me again who the fuck Pat Dye was? That’s right animal lovers, he ain’t even Bill Curry. Leave our George Dickel drinking cougar alone.
Oh, and to show you some more talent from Tuscaloosa, not that these jackasses on this site know what beauty is, here you go:
Roll Tide Roll Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted in Alabama, Alabama Crimson Tide, All SEC Teams Beware!!, Auburn, BCS, Bammers, Mascots, NCAA, Nick Saban, SEC, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Speed, Saban, Scams, Sex Video, boosters, satire, scandal | Tagged: Colette Connell, cougar, UAB | 6 Comments »
Logan Young: Sacrificial Lamb
Posted by Little Bear Cub on March 31, 2008
Look at Mr. Young. He looks so peaceful, stoic, determined, and defiant. Damned all of the legal troubles, he is a true sacrifice for the institution that we call Alabama football. I love this pic of Mr. Young. Hanging on the wall behind him is God in houndstooth, Coach Bryant. I dare not call Mr. Young by his first name, because he is too important in the annals of Alabama football.
Some of us members of the now “Saban Nation” have distanced ourselves from Mr. Young. Not me. I fully embrace Mr. Young for his efforts to make sure that ‘Bama Ball keeps its rightful place among the top of college football. USC, Notre Dame, Ohio State, and Michigan football be damned. Alabama IS college football and the sacrifice that Mr. Young has made should be a shining example of giving up yourself for the greater good of Alabama football. RTR…
I am getting almost misty eyed writing this, but if I can get at least one of my fellow ‘Bama brethern to see the light, then I will gladly dehydrate by ocular extraction for the greater good. After all, Mr. Young gave the ultimate gift in the name of Alabama football, so a few lost tears won’t hurt.
Last December, before I made my winter hunting trip to Shreveport, I was in the Bass Pro Shop in Prattville looking for a brand new Benelli Super Nova w/ Steady Grip. This gun is perfect for hunting the native nutria in Shreveport. As I was holding the piece, a vision came upon me. As I made my purchase, I decided to name this particular gun Mr. Young. This gun would be used to pierce the hearts and heads of any prey that may come before me, just as Mr. Young used his incredible finances to ensure recruits land at Alabama. Anyway, after we set up our nutria blind in Shreveport, I got my gear on and loaded Mr. Young. As I laid down cabbage leaves in the nutria kill zone, I raced back to the blind until the first critter came out. I grabbed Mr. Young, saw the creature through my Bushnell scope, and squeezed the trigger. I caught that nutria right between the eyes. Mr. Young was accurate and deadly, just like the original. We ate plenty of nutria that night in December, along with some Golden Flake chips and a Coke, just like Bear did. The next night, we watched the Tide roll over those pagans from Colorado.
Mr. Young, you are gone, but this Little Bear Cub will never forget you or the sacrifice that you made for the University of Alabama. ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted in Alabama, Alabama Crimson Tide, All SEC Teams Beware!!, Asphyxiation, Ass Whipping, BCS, Bama Bangs, Bama Sucks, Bama'zoids, Bammers, Bear is Dead, College Football, Crimson Tide, DUI, Dead Drunk, ESPN, Florida Sucks, Football Poll, Fulmer, Logan Young, Mascots, NCAA, Nick Saban, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Phillip Fulmer, Po Po, Police, Rips Media, Roll Tide, SEC, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Speed, Saban, Scams, alcoholics, armed robbery, ass chewing, boosters, cheaters, fire philip fulmer, football, fulmer sucks, killer, legal troubles, mentally challenged, mobsters, moral victories, moron, pimps, poker, repo, retarded, satire, scandal | Tagged: Alabama, Bear Bryant | 4 Comments »
