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Mindy McCready Sings & Chances are Clemens Won’t Like the Tune

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 30, 2008

America’s replacement for the now departed Anna Nicole Smith White Trash Queen, Mindy McCready, has started singing to the Feds as they investigate whether Clemens perjured himself before a congressional committee.

I can see it now:

Ms. McCready, I would like to remind you that you are under oath before I submit my questioning. So, question number 1:

How many years of age were you when The Rocket first brought you the heat? And the second part of this question: Was there ever any chin music involved? Keep in mind that we’re just wanting to get an accurate idea as to what it was like for you to face The Rocket, Ms. McCready. Okay? You may answer now.

“She’s relevant because she spent 15 years in a relationship with Roger Clemens and probably knows a lot about Roger’s associates and activities,” Richard Emery, one of Brian McNamee’s lawyers, told the Daily News. “She may have leads to people Roger associated with that the FBI wants to follow. She could lead to a lot of probative information.”

I wonder if Roger had her doing HGH too, or maybe he had to go hit that because his wife was doing too much HGH?

Emery said that he plans to depose McCready for a separate defamation lawsuit that Clemens has filed against McNamee.

“He brought it on by putting his reputation at issue,” Emery told the Daily News. “He can’t cabin off his reputation with respect to the use of steroids from the rest of his reputation.”

Who needs to watch “General Hospital”when we can watch”As The Rocket Squirms”?

You know I wanted to ask all of you opinions on this: Will you vote Roger Clemens in Hall of Fame after all of this?

Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.

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Mindy McCready Will Bypass the Jerry Springer Show

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 23, 2008

County singer, ex-Roger Clemens side skank and former jailbird, Mindy McCready, will not be appearing on the Springer Show to dish dirt about her torrid love affair with Clemens. I know, I know many of you are heartbroken over this. I mean how many times can some skank confront her lovers wife on the Springer Show?

Answer: Not enough. :)

With documentary filming all but finished, fans will soon be able to see the uncensored version of country singer Mindy McCready. The no-holds-barred look into McCready’s life will include what the film’s producer calls “her side of the Roger Clemens story.”

Clemens is no longer “screaming at the top of his lungs” how innocent he is, and what a liar that Brian McNamee is. Gee, I wonder why?

Since the breaking of the story between her and Clemens (yours truly was one of the first to ridicule Clemens “blog” about it) her documentary has suddenly gone from being titled “Another Washed-Up Country Singer” to “Fallen Angel” however before it’s said and done it could be titled “Hells Yeah I Slept with the Rocket.”

“She talks about everybody, what happened with Roger,” Blake Freeman, the “Fallen Angel” producer, told the Daily News. “July is the current target date for release.”

One should note that before the story about her and Clemens broke this piece of white trash mania artistic view of the struggles that exist within the country music industry was set to be shown on the CMT Channel sometime between two and three o’clock in the morning right before the ever popular “Thigh Master” info-commercial.

McCready, meanwhile, is re-launching her career after a string of recent personal setbacks, including a six-month stint in jail last year due to a probation violation. In addition to the documentary, there is a new album. She offers fans a free song, “I’m Still Here,” which she wrote in jail. (snicker)

In the video below McCready is dressed in a low-cut black top and with her blond hair pulled back and looking like a drag queen, McCready giggles like a teenager who just touched David Cook thanks her fans for their support in the clip. As for the recent onslaught of coverage, McCready dodges discussing her Rocket ties.

“I know that you’re reading crazy stuff in the papers right now. The headlines are truly nuts and I’m living it,” McCready says. “I would love to say so many things, but mostly I would like to say it to you in song.”

Plus she looks rather chunky as well….

Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.

Posted in MLB, Mindy McCready, Roger Clemens, Roids, cheaters, steroids | Tagged: , , , , , | 3 Comments »

Mayo Gets Dumped by his Agent

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 23, 2008

How embarrassing is it to be dumped by your agent BEFORE the NBA draft in this coming June? Ask O.J. Mayo he seems to know. Calvin Andrews of Bill Duffy Associates citing “overwhelming intensity” over allegations hat Mayo illegally received cash and gifts.

“Due to the overwhelming intensity of recent allegations regarding the recruitment of O.J. Mayo, we feel that our representation of him is a distraction for he and his family at this time,” the statement said.

“This should be the best time in his life and anything that takes away from that enjoyment and the experience of this process is not fair to him.”

Among the NBA players represented by BDA are Carmelo Anthony, Greg Oden, Steve Nash and Yao Ming.

Never fear though…I’m stepping up to the plate and offering Mayo my services. Instead of the standard 25% commission that other agents require my fees are more suited to benefit him.

They are:

  1. Season sky-box tickets for Tennessee football and basketball games
  2. Mayo must slap Bill Gates for releasing Vista
  3. Mayo must fight Nick Saban in a no-holds barred street fight
  4. One Apple touch screen I-Pod
  5. One Porsche Carrera GT

That’s all I require Mayo. Come on and sign with me.

Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.

Posted in NBA, NCAA Rules Violation, Nick Saban, University of Southern Cal, cheaters | Tagged: , , , , | 1 Comment »

SoCal Prepares to Play Dumb Again

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 22, 2008

SoCal s planning to tell the NCAA it did not know of any improper activity between over hyped O.J. Mayo and an event promoter alleged to have given the basketball player $30,000 in cash and gifts. Yeah…and I’m the pope…

USC still doesn’t realize that buying Reggie Bush a house is improper. Big surprise they don’t see impropriety.

School officials said the NCAA might speak with the school this week, and USC is preparing its initial defense, including telling the NCAA that it previously had banned the promoter, Rodney Guillory, from receiving tickets to Trojans games.

“Right now, we’re just trying to weather the storm,” a USC official said

Just one slight problem with that defense, Guillory was seen often at the USC basketball offices, around the locker room, and at pickup games at the Galen Center, where Mayo played last summer.

Mayo has repeatedly denied allegations of accepting money and gifts in violation of NCAA rules.

“My family hasn’t accepted anything, so I’m just waiting for the NCAA to do what they have to do to prove that I haven’t done anything wrong,” Mayo told the Los Angeles Times last week, “… but I know for a fact that I haven’t accepted anything.”

Scene…NCAA Investigation Room…Tom Cruise starring as the NCAA, Jack Nicholsen starring as USC in the movie “A Few Good Liars”:
USC: You want answers?
NCAA: I think I’m entitled.
USC: You want answers?!
NCAA: I want the truth!
USC: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has money and that money needs to be accumulated by big companies that flaunt rules. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, NCAA? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for OJ Mayo and curse the Trojans; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that hanging OJ Mayo out to dry and denying culpability, while tragic, probably saved millions of dollars and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves millions of dollars.
You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties you want me to make you money, you need me to make you money. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket bought by the money I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said “thank you,” and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a tin cup and beg on street corners. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Now my take:

This can all be circumvented if college athletes are ineligible to be drafted in ALL sports until after their junior year of eligibility. I know, I know, I know, some one will probably challenge this in Court. Heck let them. Let’s get a ruling on it. There can be an out. Don’t sign a scholarship following high school graduation to participate in inter-collegiate and go straight to the pros; that is, of course, if you are good enough. But anomalies like Moses Malone; Kobe Bryant and LaBron James are few and far between; hence, anomalies. An Another exemption is if a coach takes a scholarship away from an athlete after his/her freshman or sophomore year. Those athletes can then and only then become eligible to turn pro prior to completing their junior year of college. As for athletes that abuse the process and purposefully get kicked off teams in order to become eligible to turn pro then fine. Hey, they will fit right in with spoil bratted pros, but then again they may not get drafted because who wants, needs, or can trust such a surreptitious character on their team anyway.

Finally, this rule will curtail a lot of train wrecks from occurring. Too many young men who think they are ready for pro sports and who have had their heads filled with agent’s garbage about how good they are “right now” and how ready they are “right now” have had their dreams foiled when they find out that they aren’t ready at all and find themselves on the scrap heap of cut players.

Whatever the outcome of this will be one thing is for sure…USC isn’t doing too well with former athletes named OJ.

Remember I still need “bail” money!!! Click here for details.

Posted in NBA, NCAA Rules Violation, O.J. Mayo, Pac 10, SoCal, USC, University of Southern Cal, cheaters, scandal, southern cal | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Here We go it’s SpyGate Part Deux: The Governments Revenge (starring Jack Nicholson as coach Bill Belichick)

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 15, 2008

All I wanted for my birthday was SpyGate to end however much like Cher’s insufferable singing career SpyGate refuses to die thanks to an “incensed” Philadelphia Eagles fan in Congress. Now it’s time to get the government involved. Oh yay…joy.

Sen. Arlen Specter on Wednesday called for an independent investigation of the New England Patriots’ taping of opposing coaches’ signals, setting up another hearing much like the high-profile Mitchell report on performance-enhancing drugs in baseball but with less comedy unless they can tie in Roger Clemens.

“I have documented the strong factual case that a NFL investigation was neither objective nor adequate,” Specter said on Wednesday evening. “If the commissioner doesn’t move for an independent investigation, then there will be a permanent black mark on the NFL and the Patriots’ record will be historically tainted. Depending on the public reaction, I may ask the Senate Judiciary Committee to hold hearings on the NFL antitrust exemption.”

This guy is now just embarrassing himself. He needs to up his credibility by moving on to JFK assassination conspiracies and re-opening the investigation at Roswell.

At an earlier news conference in the Capitol, Specter put it bluntly:

“What is necessary is an objective investigation. And this one has not been objective.”

This is now officially out of control. Apparently Specter needs a $5000/hr hooker to occupy some of his time because with the way he is going at this SpyGate nonsense he obviously has too much time on his hands.

The Pennsylvania Republican is unforgiving of his criticism of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, saying that Goodell has made “ridiculous” assertions that wouldn’t fly “in kindergarten.” The Senator said Goodell was caught in an “apparent conflict of interest” because the NFL doesn’t want the public to lose confidence in the league’s integrity. Quite honestly he might be right…but still…damn.

“They are enormous role models for everybody,” Specter said. “If you can cheat in the NFL, you can cheat in college, you can cheat in high school, you can cheat on your grade-school math test. There’s no limit as to what you can do. I think they owe the public a lot more candor and a lot more credibility.”

Goodell essentially declared an end to Spygate after a 3½-hour meeting in New York on Tuesday morning with former New England video assistant Matt Walsh. Walsh supplied the league with videotapes of coaches’ signals made by the Patriots but offered no new significant revelations about the cheating scandal that has threatened to taint the team’s three Super Bowl titles.

Goodell said afterward that the information from the interview with Walsh “was consistent with what we disciplined the Patriots for last fall,” when the commissioner docked the team a 2008 first-round draft pick (which for some reason they still had) and fined coach Bill Belichick $500,000 and the team $250,000.

But Specter held his own three-hour meeting with Walsh in Washington on Tuesday. He said Walsh detailed how the Patriots used videotaped signals to their advantage: An offensive player would memorize the signals, watch for them on the sideline and pass them on to assistant coach Charlie Weis, who would then inform quarterback Tom Brady.

“And they had some obviously good results,” Specter said.

The NFL issued a response through spokesman Gregg Aiello.

“We respectfully disagree with Senator Specter’s characterization of the investigation conducted by our office. We are following up after yesterday’s meeting with Matt Walsh,” he said.

Patriots spokesman Stacey James said the team had no comment on Specter’s remarks.

Wednesday, the Boston Herald issued a “My Bad” for a story that said the Patriots videotaped a St. Louis Rams walkthrough before the 2002 Super Bowl.

In the apology, published in the newspaper’s Wednesday edition and posted on its Web site, the Herald said the story was based on sources “it believed to be credible.”

“We now know that this report was false and that no tape of the walk-through ever existed,” the paper wrote.

“We should not have published the allegation in the absence of firmer verification. The Boston Herald regrets the damage done to the team by publication of the allegation and sincerely apologizes to its readers and to the New England Patriots’ owners, players, employees and fans for our error,” it said.

However in an interview with HBO scheduled to air Friday night on “Real Sports with Major Tool Bryant Gumbel,” Walsh dismissed Belichick’s attempts to minimize the impact of the taping.

“If it was of little or no importance, I imagine they wouldn’t have continued to do it, and probably not taken the chances of going down onto the field in Pittsburgh or shooting from other teams’ stadiums the way we did,” Walsh said.

Walsh told HBO that his superiors coached him on how to evade NFL rules limiting the number of camera operators per team to two, and that team officials instructed him on ways to avoid detection.

Now correct me if I’m wrong but if Belichick thought he was operating within the rules then why would Walsh need to “avoid detection?”

“When I was doing it, I understood what we were doing to be wrong,” Walsh said. “We went to great lengths to keep from being caught. Just saying that the rules were misinterpreted isn’t enough of an apology or a reasoning for what was done. …

“Coach Belichick’s explanation for having misinterpreted the rules, to me, that really didn’t sound like taking responsibility for what we had done, especially considering the great lengths that we had gone through to hide what we were doing.”

I think a really simple solution to all of video taping crap is to not allow any teams to tape a game. Instead have the NFL tape the game from all angles and then forward a copy of each tape to each team. That way everybody is seeing the same thing. I don’t know just a thought…

This investigation will go away the minute that Comcast gets The NFL Network for free.

And now the devil’s advocate side:

It’s not over until the fans say it’s over. Goodell ran a cover-up. The fact that the Patriots’ punishment was harsher than anything that came before is a testament to how lax the league had been before. Caught with its pants down, they had to do something that “looked” tough. But $250K is nothing to the Pats organization. $500K is not a serious dent to Belichick – and his arrogance after the fact proves it. And the first round draft pick? Come on. Second to last pick in the first round, one they likely would have traded down in order to get a couple of players who may or may not have been relevant to their future. That’s a pretty easy punishment.

Goodell knew he couldn’t push harder than that, or else he’d be admitting that his sport was tarnished, that the great dynasty of our time had been cheating its way to wins and possibly to titles. He had to punish them in an unsatisfying way in order to make it seem like it was something, but not nearly as bad as it was.

Also I would like to know why Goodell had the original tapes destroyed…..that makes absolutely no sense. I am ready to get over this but the sad thing is we never will know how much all of this cheating actually helped the Patriots…..maybe it won them super bowls, maybe it made little difference. I have a feeling we will never know, which sucks. I know this much….Goodell did/does not want the past results of his league to be put into jeopardy. That is not good for business. And that’s all this is…. a business.

Posted in Bill Belichick, Goodell, Matt Walsh, NFL, NFL Football, New England Patriots, Sen. Arlen Specter, cheaters, spy gate, spy vs. spy | Tagged: , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments »

Where’s Perrilloux???

Posted by Joel on May 13, 2008

Ryan Perrilloux, he of the casino/weed smoking corndog sector of SEC country, is currently looking for a school to play ball since The Hat gave him the boot for inhaling some of the finest “Gator Green” or “Knoxville Recruiting Tool”. So far, Alabama A& M, Valdosta St., and Jacksonville St. are supposedly recruiting. Presumably Perrilloux will be attending a D-1AA or D-II school to play immediately.

Then I saw this story on ESPN about Jackson State University football coach Rick Comegy trying to recruit him. I then got a headache. Why???

Well being a proud alumnus of Tennessee State University, Jackson State is one of our biggest rivals. We are talking about a rivalry that goes back decades. Epic battles between beautiful Nashville and piss ant Jackson, MS have insured and now the rivalry game is held as the Southern Heritage Classic held in Memphis, one of the two times a year that the Liberty Bowl is actually full.

Tennessee State has been one of the top HBCU’s historically, both athletically and academically. The school has produced a 1st round pick in this year’s draft (Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie), can claim two guys that should be NFL Hall of Famers (Richard Dent and Ed “Too Tall” Jones), several Olympic gold medalists (Ralph Boston, Chandra Cheesborough, Wilma Rudolph), journalists (Carl Rowan, Tina Tyus-Shaw, niece of Wyomia Tyus, another TSU alum and 2 time gold medalist), and some lady named Oprah Winfrey. After Walter Payton and Morgan Freeman*, who are the rest of the famous alums from that hellhole???

Besides being part of a great tradition, Perrilloux will also benefit from playing in LP Field, an NFL stadium that is the home of the Tennessee Titans, and not some old crappy ass stadium in “glamorous” downtown Jackson. Perrilloux, if you are reading this (thank God you aren’t Jerrell Powe because I don’t want to get some neighborhood kids together to record a special “School House Rocks: Tennessee St. Edition”) check out the campus, check out the city, and come home.

Think of it this way: If Nashville was good enough for Pacman Jones then it is good enough for you…

*Editor’s Note: Upon further research, Morgan Freeman was offered a partial scholarship to Jackson State but turned it down to become an airplane mechanic.

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Way Over Hyped Mayo Received Gifts from Boosters. YoJoe Is going to be Pissed at me

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 12, 2008

I’m going to be honest because no one else will say it. O.J. Mayo was over hyped, overrated & not even the best player in the PAC-10. In an apparent violation of NCAA rules while he was still in high school and during his one year in college, former USC basketball player O.J. Mayo, received thousands of dollars in cash, clothes and other benefits.

Louis Johnson, a one time inner circle member. says Mayo accepted around $30,000 in cash and gifts during the past four years from Rodney Guillory, a 43-year-old Los Angeles event promoter. In addition to cash, the gifts included a flat-screen television for Mayo’s dorm room, cell phone service, a hotel room, clothes, meals and airline tickets for Mayo’s friends and a relative, according to Johnson, others with knowledge of the gifts and store receipts.

If anyone is surprised by this I have a large bridge to sell you.

When Mayo was in high school in Ohio and West Virginia, Guillory was receiving monthly payments from the Northern California sports agency Bill Duffy Associates. Johnson said BDA provided Guillory with around $200,000 before Mayo arrived at USC, and that Guillory used most of the money to support his own lifestyle but also gave a portion of it to Mayo.

In exchange for the payments and gifts, Mayo entered a verbal agreement to allow BDA to represent him when he turned pro. He named BDA’s Calvin Andrews his agent. Go figure.

After Duffy’s company quit funding Guillory last year, Johnson says Guillory gave Mayo the flat-screen television, a hotel room and meals — and paid for it with a credit card that belongs to a nonprofit organization called “The National Organization of Sickle Cell Prevention and Awareness Foundation.” The organization has never been registered as a charitable trust with the California Attorney General’s Office. Mary E. Brown, president and CEO of the Sickle Cell Disease Foundation of California, said she had never heard of the foundation for which Guillory charged purchases through.

Another way of saying “It’s a shell charity.” If this turns out to be true, SoCal could eventually be taking it up the ass…but don’t count on it.

Johnson has had his own troubles in the past. A couple of years after initially meeting Guillory and Mayo, he was unemployed and received a suspended sentence and probation after being charged with selling cocaine.

Guillory was also involved with former USC basketball player Jeff Trepagnier, who was suspended in 2000 for taking illegal benefits (the NCAA ruled that Guillory had purchased airfare for Trepagnier and Fresno State’s Tito Maddox).

To bad this happened at USC because it likely nothing will come of it. God forbid if that happened at an SEC school. Three smoking guns now at USC. Any other school and they would be buried in sanctions.

Of course none of this would have happened if Mayo had the self control of a chimp on crystal meth. All he had to do was wait 6 months and all the riches untold would be his, his school would not be suffering a scandal. It only would have been 6 months, yet he did not have the self discipline to wait. How will he handle all the money when he has demonstrated the impulse control of a 3 year old?

This is the future of SoCal basketball.

Posted in NCAA Rules Violation, O.J. Mayo, Pac 10, SoCal, Sports, USC, University of Southern Cal, cheaters | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 1 Comment »

Alabama State University Steals From the Book of Behr

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 9, 2008

Another school from the third world state of Bama has been hit with some major NCAA infractions. Nope it’s not big brother Bama it’s little bitch sister Alabama State.

The NCAA has accused Alabama State University of 24 rules violations, alleging widespread use of ineligible players, grade changes and recruiting misdeeds and charging the school with lack of institutional control.

For nearly five freaking years this little unknown school committed anywhere from 500 to 668 rules violations. No shit. You can read it here. Fortunately the Alabama State Whatever the Hell They’re Called exceeded the number of the beast (Saban) by two.

The alleged violations occurred from 1999-2003 and most involved the football program, including the participation of 25 players who were ineligible because they hadn’t completed the required percentage of coursework toward their degrees.

The NCAA charged Alabama State with lack of institutional control, particularly within the football program, and said coaches, athletes, faculty and administrators were not properly educated on NCAA rules.

Head football coach L.C. Cole, who is charged in five of the allegations, was shit-canned and the university self-reported a number of violations in August 2003.

The NCAA said Cole “failed to maintain an atmosphere of compliance in the program” and named him in five violations, including improper contact with two recruits at a restaurant and with the mother of another player who was at the University of Tennessee.

That’s right Tennessee. What happen was there was a highly recruited running back that played his high school in Montgomery that signed on to play at University of Tennessee. The player was disgruntled and was inquiring about transferring to another school. One of the Alabama State coaches was said to have been contacted by the player’s mother about him possibly transferring to Alabama State after one of his high school teammates did the same thing when he transferred from the University of Arkansas. It was said that the coach was working along with the mother to try to bring the player to ASU while he was still on scholarship at UT. The bastard.

“I don’t have any comment about it,” said Cole, now coaching in the Canadian Football League. “I’ve moved on and whatever comes out of it comes out of it.”

It’s good to see this loser isn’t involved with real football.

Among the allegations:

  • The grades of eight football players were changed without the approval of faculty members and administrators.
  • “Numerous” athletes were allowed to play, practice and receive financial aid while ineligible in football and men’s and women’s basketball. Fourteen ineligible football players were allowed to participate in a total of 495 spring workouts or practices.
  • Alabama State coaches improperly provided meals, lodging and transportation to prospects and players. Prospects also attended a party at a student-athlete’s apartment that included strippers, and were given money for tips.

This just in…… Kelvin Sampson will be accepting the position of head men’s basketball coach at Alabama State University. No word on whether Barry Switzer is considering the football position or not yet… stay tuned

The NCAA indicated that the Committee on Infractions will hear Alabama State’s case during its Aug. 8-10 session. Thomas said the university would meet the June 27 deadline for a response.

“The aim of the university is to respond and cooperate as fully as possible with the NCAA,” he said.

With all that cheating, you would think that the programs might have SOME success, but alas, no.

Any chance they just put this program out of its misery? Or is the Death Penalty really dead?

Someday Alabama State will be this good…keep trying….

Posted in Alabama Crimson Tide, Alabama State, NCAA, SEC Football, cheaters | Tagged: , , , , | 9 Comments »

It Goes From Bad to Worse for Clemens

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on May 1, 2008

As if being a liar, statutory rapist & all around asshole isn’t bad enough, the Rocket is continuing to make headlines.

Meet Angela Moyer a former bartender from Manhattan who lives in the Harrisburg, Pa., area. From 2000 to 2004 at Sutton Place, a yuppie East Side watering hole. That’s roughly the same time the pitching legend played for the scum-sucking Yankees.

Moyer acknowledged she knew Clemens, but has declined to discuss the relationship. She was spotted driving up to her father’s apartment house Tuesday night, but said only “no comment” when asked about Clemens. She then sped off. Yeah I’d hit it…twice!

Meanwhile McCready’s mother, Gayle Inge, later told various press outlets, “I know Roger was infatuated with Mindy.”

Former slugger Jose Canseco said he was stunned to learn his former teammate had an affair with McCready.

“I found out about it Tuesday and it took me completely by surprise,” said Canseco, who wrote in his first book, “Juiced,” that the legendary pitcher never strayed from his wife.

“I saw none of it. If it is true, he kept it secret.”

  • Clemens’ 2007 Yankee contract: $28 million.
  • Hummer H2 that he got as a retirement gift: $55,000.
  • Watching it all unravel priceless……..

Now here’s where it goes from bad to “Holy shit this sucks ass” bad.

Various News reports are circulating that Clemens had a relationship with Paulette Dean Daly, a former wife of champion golfer John Daly.

The reports say Clemens, a “married” father of four, arranged trips to Anaheim Stadium for Daly – the latest woman to emerge as an alleged Rocket flame – to watch him pitch for the Yankees against the Angels. Sources also said he spent time with her in Palm Springs, Calif.

The pair met at the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic, a Palm Springs golf tournament that Paulette Dean Daly has been involved with for many years – including stints as a “Classic Girl,” one of the beautiful women who help in ceremonial duties at the event, sources said.

I believe these “sources” are lying she’s hideous.

“Yeah, I’ve known Roger quite a while and we are friends,” Daly said yesterday.

She declined to elaborate on the nature of her relationship with the pitcher, but did not deny allegations from several sources that it was romantic and included financial support.

Asked if she had been romantically involved with Clemens, Daly replied:

“You know what, I’m really uncomfortable talking about this. I’m just going to have to say, ‘No comment.’

“I know Roger. I consider him a good friend. That’s all I’m comfortable saying.”

Clemens’ relationship with Daly is said to have come after the end of her marriage to the hard-driving golfer. That was on the heels of a grim incident at the 1997 Players Championship, where the golfer was taken to a hospital with alcohol poisoning.

From the looks of her I would drown myself in alcohol as well. Sheesh.

The revelations of Clemens’ dalliances come as he and his lawyer, Rusty Hardin, pursue a defamation suit against former trainer Brian McNamee, who has accused Clemens of using performance-enhancing drugs & being an asshole. Neither of which as the Rocket disproved.

In an effort to discredit McNamee in January, Hardin circulated information about a 2001 incident in Florida where McNamee was investigated for sexual assault but was never charged.

Now Clemens’ flawed past is coming to light, which legal experts say is inevitable for anyone pursuing a defamation case because a successful injury claim depends on an undamaged reputation.

Hardin has argued that Clemens’ personal life is irrelevant to the issue of steroid and human-growth hormone use – a notion that is rather hypocritical considering he circulated the info on the 2001 incident.

Bottom line this would be looked at in any court. After all is he isn’t going to be honest with his wife, whom he took a vow with, then just who will he be honest with?

McNamee’s lawyers have said they will pursue sworn testimony from any mistresses who emerge, including testimony from country singer Mindy McCready.

Clemens, who is also under FBI investigation for perjury, has not spoken publicly this week about his situation and continues to hide behind his lawyer.

How many women are there? A girl a day? Every 15 minutes is one going to materialize from a bar or a trailer?

His attorney needs to find out what’s out there.

Posted in Brian McNamee, MLB, Mitchell Report, Roger Clemens, cheaters, legal troubles, secrets, steroids | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

It Will be the Best Birthday Present Ever!!!

Posted by Thomas the Terrible on April 24, 2008

If there’s one thing I hate it’s the acknowledgment of my birthday. I despise getting older & it’s usually a pretty depressing day all around.

However this year promises to be different because on May 13th, the day God cursed the earth with the birth of this Êv¡£ Genius, a chapter in another so-called evil genius’s life will finally be coming to a close.

Matt Walsh will get his day with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. What he has to offer is anyone’s guess.

The former Patriots assistant will meet with Goodell on May 13 about New England’s videotaping of opposing teams. It took a couple of months (81 days to be exact), but the league reached an agreement with Walsh on Wednesday.

“Commissioner Goodell will meet with Mr. Walsh … on May 13, the earliest date that Mr. Walsh, who lives in Hawaii, will be available on the East Coast,” the NFL statement said. “The agreement also requires Mr. Walsh to return any tapes and other items in his possession that belong to the Patriots. In return, the NFL and the Patriots have promised not to sue Mr. Walsh. They also will indemnify him for any expenses, including legal fees that he incurs in connection with the interview.”

Goodell vs spygate. Good rivalry but not as good as Marty McFly v Biff Tennen

During Super Bowl week, and nearly five months after the Patriots were sanctioned for illegal taping of the New York Jets in the season opener — a $500,000 fine for coach Bill Belichick, a $250,000 fine for the organization, and the loss of a first-round draft pick on Saturday — there were reports of possible other videotaping by the Patriots. Those reports centered on Walsh, who shot videos for the Patriots during his six-year stint with the organization before being canned.

“Today, Mr. Walsh and the National Football League reached an agreement under which the NFL will provide legal indemnification and a release of claims against Mr. Walsh relating to his employment by the Patriots and the Patriots’ videotaping operations,” said Walsh’s lawyer, Michael Levy of McKee Nelson LLP. “I am pleased that we now have an agreement that provides Mr. Walsh with appropriate legal protections. Mr. Walsh is looking forward to providing the NFL with the materials he has and telling the NFL what he knows.”

So what might Walsh have and what does he know? The Patriots say he has nothing. However if the evidence is incriminating, Belichick needs to be banned from football and the Rams, Eagles and Panthers need to be crowned champs. IF he has nothing.. it needs to be dropped and NO MORE said about it.

“The New England Patriots are pleased to learn that Matt Walsh is finally willing to come forward to meet with the NFL,” the team said in a statement. “We are eagerly anticipating his honest disclosures to commissioner Goodell next month and the return of all the materials he took during his time of employment. We fully expect this meeting to conclude the league’s investigation into a damaging and false allegation that was originally levied against the team on the day before this year’s Super Bowl.”

The allegation was that New England videotaped the St. Louis Rams’ walkthrough on the day before the 2002 Super Bowl. Although Belichick admitted to Goodell during the Spygate investigation that his team often taped opposing coaches’ signals during games, he adamantly has denied anything about that Super Bowl.

“I’ve never seen a tape of another team’s practice. Ever!” Belichick said at last month’s NFL owners meetings. “Certainly not that one. I think they’ve addressed everything they possibly can address. I’ve addressed so many questions so many times from so many people I don’t know what else the league could ask.”

In their statement Wednesday, the Patriots reiterated that stand:

“At all times, we cooperated fully with the league’s investigation and stand by our initial public statement from Saturday, Feb. 2, 2008: The suggestion that the New England Patriots recorded the St. Louis Rams’ walkthrough on the day before Super Bowl XXXVI in 2002 is absolutely false.”

The agreement with Walsh will allow him to “share with the NFL information about activities occurring during his employment with the club from 1997-2003,” the league said.

Walsh also will be barred from using any material related to Spygate for commercial purposes “or in any manner that could reasonably be expected to be disparaging to the NFL” or the Patriots.

He also will not be allowed to speak with any third parties before meeting with Goodell.

Belichick has said the videotaping was a misinterpretation of the rule. He told Goodell he was handing over all the tapes in September, and Goodell destroyed them. So if Walsh has any evidence, it could be quite damaging to Belichick and the Patriots.

“It is important to note that there has never been a confidentiality agreement restricting Matt Walsh, and no legal protections were ever necessary for him to speak to the NFL, to media outlets or to anyone else regarding his employment with the Patriots,” the team’s statement said. “Walsh has been granted a significant number of privileges through this agreement, none of which the Patriots or the NFL were obligated to give.”

The agreement requires Walsh to hand over all pertinent material by May 8.

Why do they have to wait until May 13th for the meeting? I know Goodell has a lot on his plate with the draft coming up and other preparations for the season, but why not meet with Specter first? Oh, because this has absolutely nothing to do with Specter, or the Government, or any law violation.

You know Specter lost a nut when he heard this. Either way, chances are Walsh has nothing more than tapes of defensive signals…more of the same.

The story has been kept alive by Sen. Arlen Specter, the Republican leader of the Senate Judiciary Committee who has criticized the league’s investigation — specifically the destruction of notes and six tapes turned over by the Patriots from the 2006 season and 2007 preseason. After initially describing the illegal taping as very limited, Goodell later revealed that Belichick had admitted following the same taping practices since he took over the Patriots in 2000.

“I’m glad to see it,” Specter told ESPN.com. “They worked a long time on it and they got it done. I think it is a good thing.”

When asked if he wanted to see the materials, Specter said, “I sure do,” adding that he would ask the league to allow him access to whatever videotapes and notes Walsh turns over.

“To whatever extent the league’s approval is necessary, I will ask them for it in a formal way,” Specter said.

Specter will not be part of the NFL’s interview of Walsh but confirmed he expected to be meeting with Walsh in Washington also on May 13.

As for what he wants to learn from Walsh in their conversation, Specter said:

“I want to know everything. I would begin chronologically. When did the first taping occur? Who directed it? And who knew about it? Who participated in it, and what use was made of it? And what effect did it have on the game, as best he could tell? Was there ever any disagreement about using it?”

The only thing I hope for is if there is anything to Walsh and all this hoopla and if the Pats are found to have been using some unruly tactics that gave them an advantage, punish them. If they are allowed keep their Super Bowl titles then at least make them have to go back to the old uniforms. That would be justice for me.

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