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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 10, 2009
Bob “Huggie Bear” Huggins, the West Virginia basketball coach and professional heart attack victim, recently showed up at a fundraiser sporting two black eyes. The reason for the black eyes? Well, much like that Luka kid Suzanne Vega sang about, he got his ass kicked by the bathroom door.
Here’s AP photographer Bob Gay’s caption:
West Virginia University athletic director Ed Pastilong, left, and WVU basketball coach Bob Huggins are shown Sunday, June 7, 2009, at a fantasy camp basketball banquet in Morgantown, W.Va. Huggins kept his sense of humor as he sported two black eyes and a welt. He says he stepped into the edge of his bathroom door late one night. Pastilong’s right hand was in a cast from recent surgery.
Was he dancing on the ceiling when he stepped on the edge of the door?
I’m calling BS on that one I don’t buy it, his gut would prevent his face from ever reaching the door first and in Morgantown, a black eye is just called “having to be told twice”. Also it doesn’t explain the hair for that matter. He does seem to have won the fight with the 10-piece bucket of the Colonel’s half-fried and half-grilled.
What do you tell a college coach with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told him twice!!
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 18, 2008
This would have been posted earlier but I kinda sorted screwed up and forgot to send Joel the bowl schedule. Yeah, my bad, I’m a dick. Whatever. Anywho let’s go over this year bowl schedule and mine and Joel’s picks and then you call your bookie.
This year there is a smorgasbord of crap-tastic games to choose from! Yay!
Non-BCS Bowls
EagleBank Bowl
When: Dec. 20, 11 a.m., ESPN
Where: Washington
Who: Navy vs. Wake Forest
Joel says: Anchors aweigh. I really wish Navy would have beat Notre Dame again this year. Wait, this is a real bowl game???
Thomas says: I pick Navy because I’m sick and damn tired of hearing how the Wake Forest is so good. Blah blah blah. Is this bowl game being funded by any of the bailout money by the way? Read the rest of this entry »
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on December 8, 2008
Watch the video below it sounds like Bill Stewart is either going to run for governor or possibly president.
Incest joke in 3 .. 2 ..
He should have added “What we don’t have is enough genetic diversity to populate the world.”
I’m joking! Sheesh
“Enough oil to lubricate the world” was actually a young Wilt Chamberlain’s Christmas wish in 1945.
Seriously WTF is he talking about?
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on October 27, 2008
When you’re so wasted that your fellow fans chant “Asshole” at some other guy but you want to be the one being called “Asshole”, you might be fat drunk and stupid. I know the screen is black just press play to see real mountaineer spirit. Warning if you’re at work you might want to turn the volume down. The alcohol he was drinking was meant to be used as fuel for when they set their couch on fire later.
You’re the Great Drunken King, Charlie Brown. It’s clear that the crowd was actually referring to someone else (see the people in the background pointing as they chant?). The troubling thing is, that means there was someone acting like even more of an asshole as this kid!
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 19, 2008
It's OK to start missing him now
While most West Virginia fans will not admit it, they are presently missing one man known as Mexico’s finest son. That man is Rich Rodriguez, or as I like to call him Rich “Dirty Sanchez” Rodriguez.
I have nothing against Bill Stewart; in fact I think he’s one hell of a nice guy. Maybe that’s the problem. He beat Oklahoma using Rodriguez’s aggressive playbook. Now he has tamed it down some and even at one point in this very young season attempted to make Pat White into a passing QB.
I can’t say what is wrong with West Virginia Football at this point. However I think the attitude of the program relied heavily on the former coach.
Judging from the posters at the West Virginia Scout message board Stewart is destined to fail. And let’s not forget he just signed a new six year deal as well. Country Roads motherfuckers…
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on September 8, 2008
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 30, 2008
Cam Thoroughman, left, and Joe Mazzulla
The Pittsburgh Pirates have been the scourge of MLB for a number of years now. To let you know how bad they’ve been, the last run at glory for the Pirates was when Barry Bonds played for them.
So given that info it surprises me that anyone would even bother going to their games much less go to their games, get into an altercation with security officers, pepper sprayed & then charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and underage drinking.
According to the Post-Gazette that’s exactly what two WVU basketball players did.
Joe Mazzulla and Cam Thoroughman were arrested after a scuffle at the security station where they had been detained by off-duty police officers working during the Pirates game against the Colorado Rockies.
The two are charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and underage drinking.
Police had to call for backup because Mr. Mazzulla and Mr. Thoroughman, both 20, were refusing to provide identification as they argued with the officers, according to a complaint.
Police said Mr. Thoroughman, a 6-foot, 7-inch forward on the Mountaineers team, reached across a counter toward an officer.
This led to at least two officers grabbing him as they demanded that he place his hands behind his back.
He continued to struggle with the officers after police used a burst of pepper spray to control him. Eventually officers dragged him to the floor, police said.
While Mr. Thoroughman was down, Mr. Mazzulla tried to intervene, pulling his teammate away from the officers, even throwing a punch at one of them before he, too, was subdued, according to officers.
Well that was an alcohol fueled Mensa moment of brilliance. But were any couches burned? At least they weren’t tasered. I think they were upset about losing their #1 party school ranking.
Bobby “Huggy Bear” Huggins is taking the traditional stance on this:
“We will let the judicial process take its course and the matter will be handled internally.”
Bob Huggins is appalled by the lack of severity in these charges. His recruiting has dropped off from the horse-punching days.
Instead of being hauled off to jail, the pair was required to watch a Pirates doubleheader.
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!
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