Archive for the ‘West Virginia Mountaineers’ Category
Posted by Thomas the Terrible on July 29, 2008
We all know the SEC generally dominates the football polls this year; well they also dominate the Princeton 
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Let’s break it down peeps.
1. University of Florida. Guns, sweet sticky icky weed & Tebow.
2. University of Mississippi. The Grove, the cheerleaders & Jerrell Powe
3. Penn State University. Joe Pa, a shitload of arrests and the Penn State Paranormal Research Society
4. West Virginia University. Deliverance, igniting couches & Rich Rodriguez
5. Ohio University. At least they can beat tOSU at something
6. Randolph-Macon College. Who the hell is this? Seriously
7. University of Georgia. Uga, the umpteen million personalities Herschel Walker & fans that paint their heads
8. University of Texas. Dope head/actor Matthew Mcconaughey, Bevo & Mac Brown
9. University of California-Santa Barbara. Mascot looks like a psychotic Hamburglar
10. Florida State University The Cowgirls, Bowden & wondering if he will ever retire.
11. University of New Hampshire. Like there is anything better to do there.
12. University of Iowa. Sex scandal, Haden Frye and still sucking at football
13. University of Colorado. Ralphie, Hawkins and see above
14. University of Indiana. Bobby Knight, text messaging fool Sampson & basketball season doesn’t look good next year
15. Tulane University. The green wave due to puke
16. University of Illinois. The Fighter Zookers enough said
17. Arizona State University. Ugly school colors, PAC 10 & Eckerson NCAA sanctions to follow
18. University of Tennessee. GO VOLS! Cumberland Ave. Rocky Top & Smokey!
19. University of Alabama. Cheaters, Dead Behr & Subpoenas
20. Loyola University. The French Quarter and attempting to out drink Tulane.
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on June 4, 2008
You know it’s been awhile since either Joel or myself have picked on written about West Virginia University. For the most part things have been rather quiet on the Mountaineer home front. Unfortunately for WVU fans and fortunately for us that didn’t last long.
Charles Pugh, 6-foot, 200-pound senior from Orlando, Fla., has played in 37 games during his career and has 60 tackles and three sacks. He is considered one of the most most experienced safeties heading into the 2008 season.
Pugh possibly might have his eyes set on the SEC. At least in the crime department.
Coach Bill Stewart is awaiting a police report that is expected to implicate safety Charles Pugh in the theft of a credit card from a car that was parked at the university and its use in fraudulent purchases, such as the Sports Illustrated SEC preview AKA: masturbation material for Pugh.
Pugh and an unidentified woman allegedly found a set of car keys at the university’s student union center last Tuesday and used the remote control “panic button” on the keychain to locate the car in a parking lot, which is a clear old school criminal mindset. There, they allegedly took the credit card and other items, then used the card at several locations. Which is WVU brilliant. I mean it’s not like the Po Po can track the usage of credit cards.
As of Monday afternoon there had been no arrests made, but Stewart had been made aware that an investigation was ongoing and was attempting to learn more. Stewart was unavailable for comment Monday night. Which basically means he rearranging the line up cause Pugh will most likely be in hot water by the time the season starts if he is on the team at all.
Stewart should be wondering if he is going to be able to field enough defensive backs to run the vaulted 3-3-5 defense this year. Wait…it didn’t really work last year…strike that thought, it didn’t matter.
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Posted by Thomas the Terrible on March 20, 2008
Xavier avoids being the fifth team in row to be upset by the Dawgs of Georgia. Rallying from being down 11 points the Musketeers win by 12. Georgia simply didn’t have the depth they needed. Look for this Xavier to go far into the tourney.Kansas thumps Portland State by 24. Gee…who didn’t see that coming?
Temple returns to the tourney only to disappoint Bill Cosby and the Jello Pudding Pop nation by losing to the Michael Moores Spartans of Michigan State.
UNLV wallops Kent State. Funny all I’ve heard for the past week was how Kent State was a mid major sleeper team.
Pitt continues its winning ways by whipping Oral Roberts by 19. Look for Pitt to go a little further in the tourney.
Purdue defeats Murder Inc. I mean Baylor and quite handily at that.
The Irish of Notre Dame defeated George Mason by 18. I doubt their football team could beat George Mason though.
Wisconsin shows why they belong by beating an up tempo Cal State Fullerton team is ease.
West Virginia defeated an Arizona team that by most accounts shouldn’t have been there.
UCLA who I’m picking to win it all embarrassed Mississippi Valley State. Like MVS had a prayer without Jerry Rice there.
Stanford beat up on the smartie pants of Cornell.
K-State defeats USC which shouldn’t surprise anyone. I’m still shocked that USC received such a high seed. Look for Beasley and company to advance next round as well.
Belmont must have Joel’s post about them because Duke was almost exited early by a nobody for the second straight year.
Washington State flexed some muscle and grounded the Eagles of Winthrop by 31.
Texas A&M defeated BYU in perhaps the least interesting game of the year. Zzzzzzzz
And lastly Kentucky’s failboat the USS One and Done has set sail thanks to Marquette. Boy I’m willing to bet some SEC coaches are regretting voting Billy G. for co-coach of the year. I’m sure Ashley Judd will give him a tongue lashing, hopefully he’ll be sober enough to remember it. Then again why was KY even in the tournament to begin with?
I wonder if Billy G. is going down with the ship?
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Posted by Joel on March 14, 2008
Well what a banner day for West Virginia University. Freshman sensation Noel Devine, along with his 3 henchmen, were (finally) arrested for the Feb. 13 incident outside of Club Z. Apparently Devine took time out of his busy schedule of doing the Superman while at the club and started a little static. The 4 future brain surgeons have been charged with battery, and have pleaded no contest.
Now, this puts our new favorite undefeated coach Bill Stewart in an interesting conundrum. Earlier, he suspended 3 players for drug possession. A certain someone thought that Stewart would be up the creek when/if his star player was arrested. Well guess what has happened…
What does Stewart do??? Does he a) kick his star RB off the team and continue the precedent that he has set, b) tell the Mountaineer clan to wait until the legal process has been done (keeping in mind that he didn’t do that during the first incident, but could be spun as “I overreacted”) or, c) only suspend Devine and the Crew for spring practice, and still keep them fresh for the upcoming year???
Well if Stewart were an SEC coach, he would put Devine on “Double Super Secret Probation”, or take an approach similar to Thomas’ favorite coach, Steve Superior. There is also the ‘Bama approach where the charges “mysteriously” are dropped. How about police ride alongs, Fulmer style??? Whichever he decides will determine the course of the Mountaineer football season. None of this will matter much anyway, considering Jim Leavitt and the USF Bulls treat ‘Eers like their own personal chew toy. (Thanks Thomas. The one day this week I write and you beat me to the punch).
Oh, nothing major on the WVU v. Rodriguez case, but I did happen to stumble across this tasty morsel of news: The school is now getting sued, no less than by the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the most trusted source of Mountaineer news. The school has not been entirely cooperative when it comes to the Freedom of Information Act (see Nutt, Houston). This goes back to the newspaper’s investigation into whether Gov. Manchin’s daughter actually earned her MBA, as the school’s records were “imcomplete”. Seems as though certain records, such as phone logs, e-mails, and other information has either been withheld or redacted from the newspaper. Now I am no lawyer (maybe LawVol can offer up some more details without going too much in boring detail speak), but I know enough about the FOIA that public records must be turned over in a timely manner, except those not required by law. Also keep in mind that school Mike Garrison is himself a lawyer by trade, and should be well-versed on such legalities. Maybe their legal department has been so busy trying to collect a check from Rodriguez that they didn’t think that they themselves could get sued. Isn’t it a great day to be a Mountaineer??? What is that I see??? I think those are the outstretched arms of the God of Mediocrityland, welcoming WVU back and sitting them next to Syracuse. How special…
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